36 Funny Albert Einstein Quotes That Are Witty & Humorous

In this post, we have collected some of the best and funny Albert Einstein Quotes that show off his humor and wit.

Albert Einstein was a physicist and one of the most genius and brilliant scientists of all time. But being a scientist never meant that you lose your humor and become a boring man.

Let’s read some of the funny Albert Einstein quotes that are both inspiring and hilarious!

Funny Albert Einstein Quotes

Funny Albert Einstein Quote

1. “The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.”

2. “Success = 1 part work + 1 part play + 1 part keep your mouth shut.”

3. “Energy cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another.”

4. “If I could do it all again, I’d be a plumber.”

5. “Intelligent life on other planets? I’m not even sure there is on earth!”

Funny Albert Einstein Quote

6. “Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.”

7. “If I had known they were going to do this, I would have become a shoemaker.”

8. “The dog is very smart. He feels sorry for me because I receive so much mail; that’s why he tries to bite the mailman.”

9. “Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.”

10. “If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?”

Funny Albert Einstein Quote

11. “In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.”

12. “Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”

13. “As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.”

14. “The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency.”

15. “Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.”

Funny Albert Einstein Quote

16. “The only sure way to avoid making mistakes is to have no new ideas.”

17. “If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.”

18. “You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.”

19. “You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.”

20. “If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare me a citizen of the world. Should my theory prove untrue, France will say that I am a German, and Germany will declare that I am a Jew.”

Funny Albert Einstein Quote

21. “It is harder to crack prejudice than an atom.”

22. “An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.”

23. “Even on the most solemn occasions I got away without wearing socks and hid that lack of civilization in high boots.”

24. “Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. He who understands it, earns it … he who doesn’t … pays it.”

25. “Einstein was once asked how many feet are in a mile. Einstein’s reply was “I don’t know, why should I fill my brain with facts I can find in two minutes in any standard reference book?”

Funny Albert Einstein Quote

26. “Never memorize something that you can look up.”

27. “When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.”

28. “Any fool can know. The point is to understand.”

29. “If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.”

30. “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”

Funny Albert Einstein Quote

31. “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”

32. “Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”

33. “If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.”

34. “It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.”

35. “If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.”

36. “I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”

This sums up the most funny Albert Einstein quotes that reflect his wisdom and witty nature.

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