40 Funny DJ Khaled Quotes Memes That Are Random & Absurd

In this post, we have collected some of the funniest DJ Khaled quotes memes that are so random, they’ll surely make you laugh.

DJ Khaled is an American DJ, and media personality who, other than his music, gained popularity on social media because of his funny and humorous one liners, quotes and remarks.

Let’s read some of the randomest DJ Khaled quotes memes that are both funny and absurd.

Funny DJ Khaled Quotes Memes

Funny DJ Khaled Quote Meme

1. “Congratulations, you played yourself.”

2. “They will try to close the door on you, just open it.”

3. “The key to more success is coco butter.”

4. “Tell em to bring out the lobsters.”

5. “Did the drake vocals come in yet?”

Funny DJ Khaled Quote Meme

6. “I didn’t quit. I am just choosing not to continue.”

7. “Let’s go the beach… let’s go swimming. Let’s go golfing.”

8. “Bless up. Egg Whites. Turkey bacon. Hash brown. Water. They don’t want you to enjoy. Enjoy it”.

9. “First blood.”

10. “Give me tennis ball. Do you ever play rugby.”

Funny DJ Khaled Quote Memes

11. “Call me asparagus.”

12. “LIOOON.”

13. “Basically what I’m trying to tell you is that it’s almost impossible to drive a jet ski at night time unless you’re in a city with lights lit up so you can navigate. Besides being pitch black, that water turn black at night. Listen, I don’t recommend it.”

14. “Budget approved.”

15. “I call’er chandelier.”

Funny DJ Khaled Quote Memes

16. “Cocoa butter is the key.”

17. “You smart. You loyal. You grateful. I appreciate that… Go buy your mom a house, your whole family houses…”

18. “Always remember in the jungle there’s a lot of they in there.”

19. “I remember when I ain’t have a Jacuzzi.”

20. “Why they mad?”

Life is Roblox. - Funny DJ Khaled Quote Memes

21. “Life is… Roblox.”

22. “Hate is a waste of emotion, tell em to jump in the ocean.”

23. “They don’t want you to jet ski.”

24. “I love having an unlimited supply of cocoa butter.”

25. “Good morning Chef D, what’s good.”

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26. “Another one, no. Another two, drop two singles at a time.”

27. “Please HiRez do it.”

28. “Sometimes, you might meet somebody that you love that’s turning into a ‘they.’ My key is invite them to Miami and take them to the ocean and let them jump off the boat in the ocean, on the sand bar, and cleanse off and pray and then go take a shower, and hopefully the ‘they’ is out of you.”

29. “Got money on my mind, I could never give it up.”

Tell em to bring out the ocean - Funny DJ Khaled Quote Meme

30. “Tell em to bring out the whole ocean.”

31. “Very accurate.”

32. “No I appreciate you.”

33. “I need you to overstand this the way the overstand. Notice how I didn’t say understand, because I need you to more than understand — I need you to overstand.”

34. “Bless the fuck up.”

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35. “Let’s go golfing!”

36. “I don’t go down on my wife. I go up on my wife.”

37. “I wanna switch.”

38. “Call me a tennis ball.”

39. “The key to more success is to have a lot of pillows.”

40. “Another one.”

Most of these DJ Khaled quotes memes are compiled from his social media platforms, mainly Snapchat and Instagram, where he shares motivational messages, behind-the-scenes glimpses of his life and work, and interactions with fans.

DJ Khaled is mostly popular among fans because of his motivational one liners and his drive to always be positive and successful.

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